yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you traded sex for a burrito?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize