I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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