I want to stick my p in your. b.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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