I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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