I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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