Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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