at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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