is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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