you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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