omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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