He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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