Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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