forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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