It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Are we still banned from the library?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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