Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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