I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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