She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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