hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
wow bdsm is so cute
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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