Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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