I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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