I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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