Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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