forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She made me pour olive oil on her.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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