I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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