i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Randomize
