Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Rumble strips road head = magical
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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