Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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