ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You can't special order awesome
zippers are such a cool invention
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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