any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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