If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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