So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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