Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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