I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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