so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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