he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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