Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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