Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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