I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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