You surviving the open bar?
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so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i dont even know how to be here
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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