then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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