having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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