yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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