can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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