it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
