im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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