Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
