why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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