I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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