Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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