At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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